submissive not breedable

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thelockenessmonster
fuckyeahbiguys

Some informative bi humor for the awesome FYBG followers. 

Inspiration for the idea: http://manslator.tumblr.com and from a lovely conversation over drinks this weekend with http://bigeorgeivegotit.tumblr.com

(If you share this comic externally, please be sure to attribute FYBG. We’ve already filed several copyright infringement claims on Twitter and Youtube for non-attribution)

lalilaloli

Cool, just call me a pull out couch. I’m cool with that ;)

fuckyeahbiguys

There have been a couple people saying they’re getting our couch comic made into a tattoo. If you did, send pictures! ❤ it would be amazing to see and reblog them!

thelockenessmonster
deluxetrashqueen

Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

anarchistmemecollective

#context is key
nihilo-sensei

While we’re at it, “alpha males” don’t appear in wolf packs unless they’re in captivity.

chatting with my mom about how i didnt ever really notice us struggling witg money ever

mother: you dont really remwmber this because you were too young but one summer pretty much all we ate was potatoes, mushrooms and eggs from the neighbor and i think thats where your aversion to mushrooms comes from